Urban World

Baldazzling

Turning your baldness into a piece of Art worthy of the Louvre.

Over the years, the majority of men who have gone bald, or seem to have inherited male pattern baldness have taken it as a sign of age. Most have even settled their differences with this issue with different choices, you can have the bald look like Michael Jordan, sport the toupee such as classy actors like John Wayne or if you're financially stable you can do a Ben Affleck having a hair piece or a hair implant (unconfirmed).

Statistics tell us that hair loss is a ‘natural part of the ageing process' and by the age of 60 the majority of men would be showing some sign of hair loss or be partially bald. If you're reading this, and dreading the glorious years ahead of you, do not be afraid. There is a solution if you fit into the following categories –

· A: Already going bald
· B: Likely to go bald in the next 5 mins to 10 years
· C: Have no rug on the furnace- if you understand what I mean.

The invention has been coined BALDAZZLING and it was somewhat made fashionable by a man by the name of Phillip Levine, a London based entrepreneur. Like most men, he began his balding process at the tender age of 24 but unlike many didn't want to fall into the norm thus baldazzling. When asked what prompted him to even begin this new artistic flair of his, he replied “why not use it as a canvas for my creativity? Then people can look while I walk”.

Phil has his own designs, brought alive by a hired body painter (Kat Sinclair) and at times they take up to 4hours to completion- talk about using your head.

Since then his designs have gone from strength to strength, prompting quite a few buzz around the World Wide Web and many tabloids. His current hair cut features over 1,000 Swarovski rhinestones and has been dubbed the new-in thing to Vajazzling.

The future looks very bright for Mr. Levine, he has been scouted for a couple of big advertising promos and looks to make his debut on our prime time television sets soon.

So if you have a couple of pounds to spend frivolously, endless hours in the day to make your designs and watch them come alive; Baldazzling is for you.

More information can be found on the official website www.expensive-domes.org.uk. (Please use your head; this isn't actually an actual website)